Tuesday, October 27, 2009

"Grapefruits" -- are they really good for your "health"?


It seems that everything that is going right or wrong with your health has to do with "grapefruits".

Native Florida "grapefruits" are very nice. Virginia produces some great "grapefruits". Argentine and Brazilian "grapefruits" appeal to some. However, guys on cholesterol meds aren't supposed to eat them -- or talk too much about "them". Florida supermarkets offer local and foreign grapefruits in all kinds of shapes and sizes. They are used as a proxy for happiness, as in "I like grapefruits.", or "Those are some nice looking 'grapefruits'." But, what we found last night is that if there is a misunderstanding about "grapefruits" it can lead to a lot of friction between men and women, and not the good kind. So as you begin your morning routine, have a grapefruit for breakfast. For men, it will most likely kill them. For women, it will make them happy. But remember, if you "talk about" foreign "grapefruits" too much, it's not good for your health.

As an example, this woman has some nice grapefruits. Enjoy.

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