
As we arrived at the "Grill", our Bentley Minivan ("BMV") did not go un-noticed. Many on-lookers waved us on to the employee lot, but "No, no, no", said Franco, "We will valet it!" So with a flip of his wrist Franco signaled to the valet to "take care o' the car" and flung the keys to the seat of the BMV. Moments later, the valet stuck his head in the restaurant and yelled, "Where are the keys to the Minivan?" -- As the crowd turned their eyes and attention to Franco - he said, "They are on the seat, do you need me to show you?" -- the valet smirked and went to park the BMV.
Dinner ensued. Bombay Sapphire Straight-up Martini. Vodka Tonic Tall. Sauvignon Blanc and

As we exited the restaurant, the valet eyed Franco, and shouted "MINIVAN?" The onlookers from the crowd turned from their Bentleys and their Rolls Royce's to marvel at the wonders of Korean automobile construction -- the KIA Minivan. They were in awe as Franco spun wheels and exited the parking lot. "So long Palm Beach!"
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