KIA loaded, Franco, puts "Carmine's" into the GPS and we bolted "outta da" garage. No damages. As we ramp on to 95 North, we are desperately trying to leave our "new DC office" behind and find respite among Franco's Italian ancestry -- at Carmine's La Trattoria. We are all chatting about the plan for the day, lunch at Carmine's, then onto Palm Beach to visit "The Breakers", when we are interrupted by the voice on the GPS, "Continue on the current road for 125 miles, then take a..." Whoaa! Could it be that Franco was so consumed by work that he deliberately programmed in a restaurant in Daytona Beach -- just to get as far away from "work" as possible? Well, Tomba took control and yelled out, "Take a right here!" The entire team breathed a sigh of relief, thinking about what could have been -- a 2 hour drive to get to a restaurant that is 5 miles from our condo.
So what are the first questions asked by the young ladies of Palm Beach as they seek their "true love"?
(1) What kind of car do you drive? Check one:
___ Maybach ___ Rolls Royce ___ Bentley (If these are left unchecked, do not continue)
(2) What home "in Palm Beach" do you own?
(We are not talking about renting or using, we are talking "own" -- no mortgage, no boarders and it must be over the intracoastal within 2 miles of The Breakers" within the city limits of Palm Beach and this must be verified by an local real estate appraiser and the Barkeep at Ta-boo's.)
(3) Who is your investment banker?
(If its Madoff, back away from the car.)
(4) Can I have his number?
(It needs to have a 212 area code.)
We were told, this is actually printed on small cards and provider to many "grapefruit" purveyors.
Finally, we decided to finally take in "Amelia". And it was good. The Muvico Theaters had "love seats" - which we all enjoyed. Blue Martini Bar for drinks and dinner and then home. Just another "Day at the Office".
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